Hello friends, it is time to put things together and work as a group. what is the idea like to join ideas and build a united states of Africa. I will be back
(4) 3 pastors are discussing about their weaknesses one says l have a weakness every time people bring money for offering and tides l cant help myself from stealing the second one says l have a weakness in married women l have slept with so and so the members of the church and then the third one says my weakness is that l cant keep secrets as we are talking right now i cant wait to get out of here and tell others what we were talking about
(5)i was in the church hearing the word of God,when a girl sitting next to me light up a cigarette ,i was so shocked that i almost threw away my bottle of beer.
LAUGH MATTERS (1) 3 pastors were discussing about their weaknesses, one says I have a weakness; every time people bring money for offering and tides I cant help myself from stealing. The second one says I have a weakness in married women I have slept with in the church and then the third one says my weakness is that I cant keep secrets as we are talking right now I cant wait to get out of here and tell others what we were talking about
(2) I was in the church hearing the word of God,when a girl sitting next to me lit up a cigarette ,I was so shocked that I almost threw away my bottle of beer.
Hello, Take this advice Don't make a promise when you are in joy; Don't reply when you are sad; Don't take a decision when you are angry. Think twice, act wise!
Mr. Judge, judge this who is guilty?............ A wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts wake up quickly my husband is back. The man on the bed with her got up jumps through the window,broke his legs,ribs and got his 3 front teeth broken too and then realises that he is the husband. Waiting to hear from you Judge!
COMPARE THE REAL WORLD IDEAS AND GOD'S Once upon a time there was this girl who had four boyfriends.
She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
The girl's 1st boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of
her luxurious life and wondered, I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.'
Thus, she asked the 4th boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'
'No way!', replied the 4th boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
The sad girl then asked the 3rd boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'
'No!', replied the 3rd boyfriend. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!'
Her heart sank and turned cold.
She then asked the 2nd boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the 2nd boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.'
The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
In truth, you have 4 boyfriends in your lives:
Your 4th boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
Your 3rd boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth. When you die, it will all go to others.
Your 2nd boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
And your 1st boyfriend is your Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.
However, your Soul is the only thing that will follow you where ever you go. Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of you that will follow you to the throne of God and continue with you throughout Eternity.
Thought for the day: Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray.
DO TO OTHERS WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO DO TO YOU A young lady went to a native doctor with a photograph of a rich guy she wants the native doctor to hook her up with,she was told that her fee is 80thousand naira,she begged the native doctor to reduce the price,the native doctor told her that the young girl she saw going out from his shrine paid him 100 thousand Naira and she is willing to pay more if the juju works,he brought out the money and the picture the other girl came with,the young lady looked at the picture and was shocked to know that it was her own father. so do to others what you expect others to do to you!
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and be the looser), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
FUN TIME___ JUST DO WHAT HE WANTS HONEY A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too." WHY WOMEN TALK TWICE AS MUCH A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use (on the average) only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Looking stunned, he said, "What?" FREEZING HANDS Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?" The Widow at a Farmhouse Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. "I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn." Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?" "Yes, I have to admit that I did." "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did." "Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!" Wonders shall never end I was in the church hearing the word of God,when a girl sitting next to me light up a cigarette ,i was so shocked that i almost threw away my bottle of beer. Until next time, stay cool: I hope you did enjoy it
Dr. Ngolah, I think the idea to create a blog is good, keep on
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NOTHING GOOD COMES EASY
ReplyDeleteTHE DOWNFALL OF A MAN IS NOT THE END OF HIS LIFE
ReplyDelete(4) 3 pastors are discussing about their weaknesses
ReplyDeleteone says l have a weakness every time people bring money for offering and tides l cant help myself from stealing
the second one says l have a weakness in married women l have slept with so and so the members of the church
and then the third one says my weakness is that l cant keep secrets as we are talking right now i cant wait to get out of here and tell others what we were talking about
(5)i was in the church hearing the word of God,when a girl sitting next to me light up a cigarette ,i was so shocked that i almost threw away my bottle of beer.
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LAUGH MATTERS
ReplyDelete(1) 3 pastors were discussing about their weaknesses,
one says I have a weakness; every time people bring money for offering and tides I cant help myself from stealing.
The second one says I have a weakness in married women I have slept with in the church
and then the third one says my weakness is that I cant keep secrets as we are talking right now I cant wait to get out of here and tell others what we were talking about
(2) I was in the church hearing the word of God,when a girl sitting next to me lit up a cigarette ,I was so shocked that I almost threw away my bottle of beer.
Hello, Take this advice
ReplyDeleteDon't make a promise when you are in joy; Don't reply when you are sad; Don't take a decision when you are angry. Think twice, act wise!
Mr. Judge, judge this
ReplyDeletewho is guilty?............
A wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts wake up quickly my husband is back. The man on the bed with her got up jumps through the window,broke his legs,ribs and got his 3 front teeth broken too and then realises that he is the husband.
Waiting to hear from you Judge!
Hello, Get this one
ReplyDeleteTough times never last but tough people do
COMPARE THE REAL WORLD IDEAS AND GOD'S
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time there was this girl who had four boyfriends.
She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and
treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to
neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her
for another.
She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind,
considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she
could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
The girl's 1st boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great
contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not
love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly took
notice of him!
One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of
her luxurious life and wondered, I now have four boyfriends with me, but
when I die, I'll be all alone.'
Thus, she asked the 4th boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with
the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying,
will you follow me and keep me company?'
'No way!', replied the 4th boyfriend, and he walked away without another
word.
His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
The sad girl then asked the 3rd boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now
that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'
'No!', replied the 3rd boyfriend. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going
to marry someone else!'
Her heart sank and turned cold.
She then asked the 2nd boyfriend, 'I have always
turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will
you follow me and keep me company?'
'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the 2nd boyfriend. 'At
the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where
you go.'
The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as
he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you
when I had the chance!'
In truth, you have 4 boyfriends in your lives:
Your 4th boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you
lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
Your 3rd boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth. When you die, it
will all go to others.
Your 2nd boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have
been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
And your 1st boyfriend is your Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth,
power and pleasures of the world.
However, your Soul is the only thing that will follow you where ever you go.
Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of you
that will follow you to the throne of God and continue with you throughout
Eternity.
Thought for the day: Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees,
you're in the perfect position to pray.
DO TO OTHERS WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO DO TO YOU
ReplyDeleteA young lady went to a native doctor with a photograph of a rich guy she wants the native doctor to hook her up with,she was told that her fee is 80thousand naira,she begged the native doctor to reduce the price,the native doctor told her that the young girl she saw going out from his shrine paid him 100 thousand Naira and she is willing to pay more if the juju works,he brought out the money and the picture the other girl came with,the young lady looked at the picture and was shocked to know that it was her own father.
so do to others what you expect others to do to you!
THE SILENT TREATMENT GAME
ReplyDeleteA man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and be the looser), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee dont play this kind of game!
Well done Ngolah
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FUN TIME___
ReplyDeleteJUST DO WHAT HE WANTS HONEY
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
WHY WOMEN TALK TWICE AS MUCH
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use (on the average) only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Looking stunned, he said, "What?"
FREEZING HANDS
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"
The Widow at a Farmhouse
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. "I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn." Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?" "Yes, I have to admit that I did." "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did." "Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
Wonders shall never end
I was in the church hearing the word of God,when a girl sitting next to me light up a cigarette ,i was so shocked that i almost threw away my bottle of beer.
Until next time, stay cool: I hope you did enjoy it
Keep up Presi, Your blog looks good and I'm sure by th time you finish it, it will be excellent.
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